Sunday, November 13, 2011

Bad Boy Reigns

Swoosh, Bad Boy Bobby rained his 45th half court shot in a row. damn.

Bobby obtained the nickname "Bad Boy Bobby" in class one day. Bobby was walking over to the trash can in his 7th grade class when he slipped on a banana peel. This cause him to careen into the nearest cupboard, which in turn caused the cupboards to knock over each proceeding one, eventually squishing the teacher at the front of the room. This was later coined "the cataclysmic domino." The rumors escalated from there. Involving everything from gang rape to high profile extortion. His nickname was later reduced to Triple B for the sake of the uneducated population who had trouble with his previous name.

Despite Triple B's notoriety, he was actually a pussy, and he knew it. Truthfully, Triple B liked to do stuff such as organize cyber-bully-prevention conventions, help elderly women across the street, and hand out money on street corners.

Triple B was living a double life, being a thug in the day, and doing good deeds in the night. Luckily he was born with a disease that caused him to not need sleep.

However, this all changed on August 3rd, 2011, when Bobby was out in front of his yard, smoking a fake joint. A group of Italian mobsters pulled up the corner and handed him a folder, then sped off in their clearly Italian Lamborghini. He opened the folder, and what he saw changed his life forever.


Questions:
Will Triple B ever get to ride in the Lamborghini?
Hoe many elderly women will be ran over if he fails to maintain his secret night life?
Is the date August 3rd 2011 significant?

2 comments:

Minecraft Steve said...

Firsties!

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