Sunday, October 2, 2011

I should try some of these..

You've been given a direct order to rock the F*** out.

Rock out like you can do cool tricks on a scooter, Rock out like Epic Rap Battles of History is you and your friend, and no one knows, Rock out like your the first person since Aladdin to find the genie, Rock out like you know the difference between your and you're.

Rock out like you just got struck by lightning.. twice, and lived.

Rock out like daddy bought a new car, Rock out like your thinking about a song, and it comes on shuffle, Rock out like EVERYBODY is rocking out, Rock out like you can freestyle like Eminem, and "shook ones pt. II (instrumental)"comes on in a public place, Rock out like Michael Jordan showed up to late night pick-up ball.

Rock out like you got a new seating chart in class, and the prettiest girl in the school is sitting next to you.

Rock out like you drop your phone and it doesn't break, Rock out like no one knows who you are on blogger so you can say whatever you want, Rock out like Jason Bourne is your personal bodyguard, Rock out like you order fries at Wendy's and they burn your fingers.

Rock out like you got some new socks.

But, most of all.. more importantly.. the biggest deal, Rock out like you're gonna die, cause you will.

4 comments:

apricots in one basket said...

wendy's fries...attack the thighs, but totes I love those guys

Shannon Sharpe said...

You may think no one knows who you are, but people figure it out and tell everyone. Shit happens. Nothing you can do about it.

Anonymous said...

The first paragraph and the last sentence were just freaking tight!

Zoolander said...

"rock out like you just dropped your phone, and it doesn't break." thats happened to me so many times.